Florian Jensen's Weblog » joke http://florianjensen.com making the world a better place! Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:15:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 The grownup reason for easter http://florianjensen.com/2009/04/21/the-grownup-reason-for-easter/ http://florianjensen.com/2009/04/21/the-grownup-reason-for-easter/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:15:49 +0000 Florian Jensen http://florianjensen.com/?p=616 easter-bunnyDid you ever think about why easter exists? Why are there eggs and chocolate?

Well, it actually has to do, as so much in life, with drinking. We drink on Saturday night, and we’re hungover on Sunday, so you have to come up with something to get rid of the kids on Sunday, so that you can get some extra sleep.

First of all, let them start looking for eggs with their baskets. That’s atleast of 2 extra hours of sleep. Once they start making noise again, you go down, and hide plastic eggs with money in them. That’ll keep them looking for the next 6 hours. That’s 8 hours of additional hangover sleep.

And that’s the grownup reason for easter.

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It’s a very dangerous material. Please refer to the information sheet below.

Hazardous Material - Women

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