As I am procrastinating quite a lo the last few days, here’s a few pictures that motivated me for doing so.
And last but not least, a small something from XKCD. The best excuse for legitimatley slacking off.
December 4th, 2008
Procrastination 2008
November 12th, 2008
A cool dog
A few days ago, I found this picture of a dog. You have to admit, it’s a cool dog.
November 8th, 2008
NSFW – Black Border Pictures
I was over at a friends place, and he had tons of these funny pictures with the black border and white text. So I quickly got a copy of them because some of them are just too funny.
If you are at work, I wouldn’t click Read More. Some people might be offended.
If you are sitting at home, go ahead and click!
November 8th, 2008
Time for Change.
I am sure you have been following the US elections over the last year or so. Barrack Obama had his campaign slogan: Change. Yes we can.
Well, let’s look back 10 years or so, when the famous Budweiser commercial first aired.
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Times change. So here’s the 2008 version of that commercial. Just click read more.
September 25th, 2008
CCTV Fun
What do you do when you’re constantly filmed? You try to capture the attention of the person who’s watching.
July 29th, 2008
Top secret Army vehicle
Hey,
I just stumbled upon this picture. A friend of mine has just gone to the army, so I hope he doesn’t get to drive in these modern vehicles.
Secret Army Vehicle
June 29th, 2008
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
June 7th, 2008
Hazardous Material
Which was the chemical element to be discovered first? If you look at the periodic table, you will not find it! It’s so old, that many of us have forgotten about it.
It’s a very dangerous material. Please refer to the information sheet below.
April 19th, 2008
Airplane etiquette
“Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you’re an asshole.”
- Ze Frank
March 19th, 2008
Mugabe: The best president ever?
I think it’s time for some political humor.
After having seen this cartoon, don’t you agree that no other president has given more to his country? We should ask him if he would like to lead Europe in that direction. Maybe let him replace Trichet?
Illustration by Kevin Kallaugher