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	<title>Florian Jensen&#039;s Weblog &#187; funny</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m on a Mac!</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/12/30/im-on-a-mac/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess you all know the track &#8220;I&#8217;m on a boat&#8221; by The Lonely Island.
Well, now there&#8217;s a new version for all you Mac users out there!
The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our “Mac or PC Rap.”

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess you all know the track &#8220;<a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/5pSCzcnZYCP9EywqRLYRs9" target="_blank">I&#8217;m on a boat</a>&#8221; by <a href="http://open.spotify.com/artist/63BGiS2MTglfNSu2GDoNvi" target="_blank">The Lonely Island</a>.</p>
<p>Well, now there&#8217;s a new version for all you Mac users out there!</p>
<p>The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our “Mac or PC Rap.”</p>
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		<title>Hero</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/12/29/hero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official! I am a Hero!

They got some facts wrong though. I&#8217;m not Swedish but: Danish / German / Belgian, and I did not pay for a TV licence. But hey, I&#8217;m still a hero right?  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s official! I am a Hero!</p>
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<p>They got some facts wrong though. I&#8217;m not Swedish but: Danish / German / Belgian, and I did not pay for a TV licence. But hey, I&#8217;m still a hero right? <img src='http://florianjensen.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Wrong Hole</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/09/26/wrong-hole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After Jizz In My Pants, there&#8217;s &#8216;Wrong Hole&#8217;. Very entertaining song, not by the SNL Crew though.
This one&#8217;s written and performed by DJ Lubel, together with Taryn Southern and Scott Baio.
Enjoy.

I have to say Taryn Southern has a great voice.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After Jizz In My Pants, there&#8217;s &#8216;Wrong Hole&#8217;. Very entertaining song, not by the SNL Crew though.</p>
<p>This one&#8217;s written and performed by DJ Lubel, together with Taryn Southern and Scott Baio.</p>
<p>Enjoy.</p>
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<p>I have to say Taryn Southern has a great voice.</p>
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		<title>Man I love meetings</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/05/25/man-i-love-metings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 13:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason for why meetings are awesome!

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		<title>The grownup reason for easter</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/04/21/the-grownup-reason-for-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever think about why easter exists? Why are there eggs and chocolate?
Well, it actually has to do, as so much in life, with drinking. We drink on Saturday night, and we&#8217;re hungover on Sunday, so you have to come up with something to get rid of the kids on Sunday, so that you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/easter-bunny.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-617" title="easter-bunny" src="http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/easter-bunny.gif" alt="easter-bunny" width="300" height="300" /></a>Did you ever think about why easter exists? Why are there eggs and chocolate?</p>
<p>Well, it actually has to do, as so much in life, with drinking. We drink on Saturday night, and we&#8217;re hungover on Sunday, so you have to come up with something to get rid of the kids on Sunday, so that you can get some extra sleep.</p>
<p>First of all, let them start looking for eggs with their baskets. That&#8217;s atleast of 2 extra hours of sleep. Once they start making noise again, you go down, and hide plastic eggs with money in them. That&#8217;ll keep them looking for the next 6 hours. That&#8217;s 8 hours of additional hangover sleep.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s the grownup reason for easter.</p>
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		<title>Jaiku&#8217;ing on the way back from London</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/02/23/jaikuing-on-the-way-back-from-london/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just came back from London with my brother, and had an interesting conversation on Jaiku on the way back.
flosoft: On the way back from London City after a day of showing the city to my brother
dwd: Oh, dear lord, there&#8217;s two of you?
sciasbat: rotfl
sparhawk: clones, indeed&#8230; 
flosoft: It&#8217;s called redundancy 
dwd: Load balancing, for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jaiku.png"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-576" title="Jaiku" src="http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jaiku.png" alt="Jaiku" width="89" height="73" /></a>I just came back from London with my brother, and had an interesting conversation on Jaiku on the way back.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>flosoft:</strong> On the way back from London City after a day of showing the city to my brother<br />
<strong>dwd:</strong> Oh, dear lord, there&#8217;s <strong>two</strong> of you?<br />
<strong>sciasbat:</strong> rotfl<br />
<strong>sparhawk:</strong> clones, indeed&#8230; <img src='http://florianjensen.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<strong>flosoft:</strong> It&#8217;s called redundancy <img src='http://florianjensen.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<strong>dwd:</strong> Load balancing, for those cases there&#8217;s too much beer?<br />
<strong>flosoft:</strong> Nah, in Belgium that would work, but the drinking age here is 18, which complicates the loadbalancing process<br />
<strong>dwd:</strong> No, the buying-drinks age and the drinking-drinks-in-a-bar age is 18. Drinking age is 4.<br />
<strong>dwd:</strong> Specifically, a child of 4 can sit in a pub garden and drink alcohol, if he can find someone else to go to the bar and buy them.</p>
<p>You learn so much just by Jaiku&#8217;ing <img src='http://florianjensen.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Stimulus gone nuts!</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/02/14/stimulus-gone-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This night, I catched up on some Hulu shows I&#8217;ve been watching, and saw the Daily Show. I think that this is probably the funniest episode ever!

He basically says what we&#8217;re all thinking.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This night, I catched up on some Hulu shows I&#8217;ve been watching, and saw the Daily Show. I think that this is probably the funniest episode ever!</p>
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<p>He basically says what we&#8217;re all thinking.</p>
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		<title>I am going to learn Ubuntu?</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/01/18/i-am-going-to-learn-ubuntu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey,
just got an IM from Alex about this video.

This is why I use a Mac and Linux on my desktop machines.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey,</p>
<p>just got an IM from <a href="http://www.alexborisov.org">Alex</a> about this video.</p>
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<p>This is why I use a Mac and Linux on my desktop machines.</p>
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		<title>Screaming at your disks.</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2009/01/02/screaming-at-your-disks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still not a proud owner of your own SSD? Still using those old Hard Disks? I would highly recommend that you switch to SSDs if you&#8217;re a mildly tempered person. 
Well anyway, here&#8217;s a tip for everyone who hasn&#8217;t made the jump to solid state: try to be nice to your disk drive. Brendan Gregg [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still not a proud owner of your own SSD? Still using those old Hard Disks? I would highly recommend that you switch to SSDs if you&#8217;re a mildly tempered person. </p>
<p>Well anyway, here&#8217;s a tip for everyone who hasn&#8217;t made the jump to solid state: try to be nice to your disk drive. Brendan Gregg from Sun&#8217;s Fishworks team wanted to see the effects of vibrations on his disk array, so he proceeded to shout at it. On video. Yeah, we bet that&#8217;s pretty embarrassing for the drive in question, and what results is a sharp spike the number of I/O operations that take over 5ms to complete. Moral of the story? Yelling at your computer isn&#8217;t going to make it run any faster. How about next time we see how it reacts to Ozzy, Mozart and warm, gentle nuzzles?</p>
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<p>[Via <a href="http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09%2F01%2F02%2F0626201&amp;from=rss">Slashdot</a>]</p>
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		<title>Stupidity Redefined</title>
		<link>http://florianjensen.com/2008/12/26/stupidity-redefined/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I received a small quote via Jaiku:
chewypow: so when i worked at Starbucks in little rock, there was this super hot 18 year old, miss teen usa right
chewypow: she came in one day and was talking to me and told me when she was brushing her hair that morning, a lot of it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-513" title="starbucks" src="http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/startbucks-300x200.jpg" alt="starbucks" width="300" height="200" />This morning I received a small quote via Jaiku:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>chewypow:</strong> so when i worked at Starbucks in little rock, there was this super hot 18 year old, miss teen usa right<br />
<strong>chewypow:</strong> she came in one day and was talking to me and told me when she was brushing her hair that morning, a lot of it came out.. she then continues to explain that she thought she had &#8216;chemo&#8217;<br />
<strong>chewypow:</strong> a week later she comes in and uses some mouthwash, and then swallows it. I point out to her that it says on the back if accidently swallowed to call poison control immediately<br />
<strong>chewypow:</strong> she reads the label and looks at me and says &#8220;Oh.. it&#8217;s ok. I didn&#8217;t do it on accident&#8221;<br />
<strong>muku:</strong> &#8230;<br />
<strong>chewypow:</strong> exactly. brain synapses stop firing when you hear this story right?<br />
<strong><em>Comment:</em></strong> Sadly a true story</p>
<p>It makes you wonder how we survive at all.</p>
<p><a href="http://qdb.us/273721" target="_blank"><em>Source</em></a></p>
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