The best book ever’s movie is about to be launched US wide. Here are most of the facts (if you know the other ones, please tell me :))
- Midgets have shallow vaginas.
- Drunk Mexicans are not your “amigos.”
- Fat girls are not real people.
- Scott Peterson killed his pregnant wife. But not in a funny way.
- AIDS isn’t funny. Until it happens to someone you hate.
- Deaf girls never hear you coming.
- Blind girls never see you coming.
- It’s not misogyny if you hate EVERYONE.
- If it has sugar in it, it’s not a real shot.
- There’s at least one slut in every bachelorette party.
- Midget jokes are beneath us.
- Strippers will not tolerate disrespect (HAHA, just kidding!)
- Blind people hate electric cars.
- Midgets do not have night vision.
- Deaf people hate the Verizon Guy.
- Every women has her price.
- The best thing about fat girls is heart disease.
- Bums will fuck anything.
- Whores fuck for money, sluts fuck for free.
- Sexism isn’t the same as misogyny, you stupid bitch.
- Girls Night Out = Bathroom BJ
- Weddings are gay.
- Ever heard a deaf girl come? Neither has she.
- Pooping on yourself is really shitty.
- Bitches are cunts.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s deaf.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s blind.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s a midget.
- Ever heard a deaf girl come? Neither has she
They’re just awesome
So, what about London? Any chance of getting it here?
PS: Read the book! It’s awesome!