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Archive for September, 2009
Wrong Hole
Sep 26th
After Jizz In My Pants, there’s ‘Wrong Hole’. Very entertaining song, not by the SNL Crew though.
This one’s written and performed by DJ Lubel, together with Taryn Southern and Scott Baio.
Enjoy.
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I have to say Taryn Southern has a great voice.
fj.nu URL shortener
Sep 23rd
I finally did it!
I found a cool Wordpress Plugin that does URL shortening. So now I have finally got a use for my short domain 
So my question is … should I make this URL shortener public? I somehow need to pay for the renewal of fj.nu, and I’d love to make fj.nu accessible to the public if I can get some donations in order to pay for the 300€ renewal
An example: This post’s short URL: fj.nu/d
Tucker Max Facts
Sep 22nd
The best book ever’s movie is about to be launched US wide. Here are most of the facts (if you know the other ones, please tell me )
- Midgets have shallow vaginas.
- Drunk Mexicans are not your “amigos.”
- Fat girls are not real people.
- Scott Peterson killed his pregnant wife. But not in a funny way.
- AIDS isn’t funny. Until it happens to someone you hate.
- Deaf girls never hear you coming.
- Blind girls never see you coming.
- It’s not misogyny if you hate EVERYONE.
- If it has sugar in it, it’s not a real shot.
- There’s at least one slut in every bachelorette party.
- Midget jokes are beneath us.
- Strippers will not tolerate disrespect (HAHA, just kidding!)
- Blind people hate electric cars.
- Midgets do not have night vision.
- Deaf people hate the Verizon Guy.
- Every women has her price.
- The best thing about fat girls is heart disease.
- Bums will fuck anything.
- Whores fuck for money, sluts fuck for free.
- Sexism isn’t the same as misogyny, you stupid bitch.
- Girls Night Out = Bathroom BJ
- Weddings are gay.
- Ever heard a deaf girl come? Neither has she.
- Pooping on yourself is really shitty.
- Bitches are cunts.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s deaf.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s blind.
- Bros Before Hos: Unless she’s a midget.
- Ever heard a deaf girl come? Neither has she
They’re just awesome
So, what about London? Any chance of getting it here?
PS: Read the book! It’s awesome!
Why Nokia doesn’t work on Multitouch?
Sep 16th
So, I stumbled upon this little Video from Nokia World
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If this is a bit more than just a fancy video, this might just be the next thing. Would this explain that Nokia hasn’t really worked on Multitouch for their mobile devices?
I am convinced that Augmented Reality is the next big step, and looking at this Video, Nokia has figured it out!
